Welcome to Bloty.

Many years ago, I went to Paris and saw all the love locks on Pont Neuf. Then I heard all the locks were going to be removed. I thought, who cares? But then I thought, I really want a pain au chocolate. And then...

Well, that's when the idea hit me that I could build a virtual bridge where people could put virtual locks for their virtual love. And that's how bad ideas happen: pain au chocolate when jet-lagged. I didn't do anything with that idea because I told some people about it and they said it was stupid as f&%# and I should probably get a job. And so, when I got old enough to not care what people say, which was about two weeks ago, I decided to build it. The rest, as they say, is adult-onset diabetes.